Me: I'm not going to tell you.
Addie: Why?
Me: Because I don't want you to know it and I don't want you to say it.
Addie: Well, just tell me what letter it starts with.
Me: No way!
Addie: Why not?
Me: Because I don't want you to know it and I don't want you to say it.
Addie: Why?
Addie: Why?
Me: Well, first of all, Dad would be really mad.
Addie: Well, we just won't tell him.
Me: Very funny.
Addie: OK, is it 'stupid'?
Addie: Well, we just won't tell him.
Me: Very funny.
Addie: OK, is it 'stupid'?
Me: No.
Addie: Is it 'butt'?
Me: No.
Addie: Is it 'jackass'?
Me: (Hiding a smile -- she's heard that one before!) No.
Addie: Is it 'damn'?
Me: (Well, OK, not so bad...) No.
Addie: Is it 'Christ'?
Me: (Thinking, "At least she didn't say, 'Is it Jesus H. Christ on a Cracker'.") No.
Me: (Thinking, "At least she didn't say, 'Is it Jesus H. Christ on a Cracker'.") No.
Addie: Well, what is it?
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
Me: I'm not going to tell you.
Phew! If she's heard me drop the f-bomb, she wasn't paying attention...DON'T tell Dad!!!
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